Hey everypony!
Thanks for taking the time to read my ramblings once again.
In this blog I will be continuing in the same thread as Roximity as I will now delve into my own ideas regarding the uses of magic in Equestria as it is relative to the various pony races without applying any personal bias.
Let's get started!
* Filthy Mud Ponies *
As you can see these creatures are not best example of Equestrian society as they indulge themselves in baser pleasures such as wallowing in the dirt and saying ridiculous things like "Sheeee-yucks."
I would prefer to not even mention them however I like being thorough so please bear with me.
I mean seriously... This one thinks hats are food.
Despite their lack of refinement and manners these beasts of burden do contain a fair amount of raw magic that varies in strength with each individual.
It also takes a different form depending on the pony in question.
A good example of this is Maud Pie.
Mud pony magic seems to rely on strong emotion and determination to manifest. With Maud Pie this magic shows itself in her great strength and speed such as the time she hurled a rock over the horizon and sprinted to rescue Pinkie from being crushed by pounding a boulder to dust.
This seems like a good argument for their race being respectable but, I mean, look at the trade off.
She thinks her pet rock is alive.
So sad.
* Pigeon Horses *
Yay! We can fly and stand on clouds!
* Unicorn Master Race *
These unique and beautiful creatures show their inherent grace and benevolence by not simply enslaving the rest of Equestria.
They also have the most visible magic which is channeled through their horns allowing them to do anything they set their mind to.
What's that Applejack?
You need to buck all those apple trees by yourself?
Zap! Done.
What's that Rainbow Dash?
You're entering a flying competition?
Zap! All your friends have wings now.
Yes, yes, not all unicorns could accomplish these things without a strong mind combined with natural talent and years of practice but even baby unicorns can MOVE OBJECTS WITH THEIR THOUGHTS!
It is painfully obvious who got the lions share of magic around here. Even Starlight Glimmer who never attended magic school was able to master enough magic to rip the cutie marks right off other ponies flanks and alter the very course of time itself.
But your sonic rainboom is pretty colorful R.D. so you got that going for you which is nice.
* Alicorns *
OP. plz nerf.
So there you have it! My 100% even handed and completely unbiased review of the main pony races. I hope you enjoyed this blog and hopefully the mud ponies have someone who can read it out loud to them.
- InvisiBrony out
